bootstatus 

1. Comparable or suitable to etiquette practiced in The Boot of uptown New Orleans, where girls love to get wasted and try to get banged out by pikes.

Dawg, thats so bootstatus, and were in LA

bootstatus by landing July 15, 2008

Boomstats 

Doing something incredibly awesome deserves a boomstats.

BOOMSTATS I just won the lottery.

Boomstats by Super Debater July 26, 2009