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5. boortz
letting someone else do your thinking for you.
After having been boortzed,Bubba encourages others to watch Fox News and join the boortz lifestyle.
1. boortz
the talkmaster, a libertarian talk show host based in atlanta
I listen to boortz often, you can visit www.boortz.com to learn more
2. Boortz
a highly skilled orator
Boortz gives the best Texas Taint Ticklers.
3. boortz
to intellectually smack down a clueless tard with the insensitive truth
"That idiot who said the FairTax was "for the rich" got Boortzed when I showed him the facts"
4. boortz
n. Small nuggets of squishy poo accidentally fired into one's undies after pushing a fart too hard. Name refers not only to the sound made by the poo, but also to a shithead clueless radio host.
Ralph Wiggum hiked up his trousers, stuck his finger in his nose and said, "I made boortz in my pants!"
6. boortz
a person who is a professional sphinctriloquist.
Boortz has won the sphintiloquist contest, hands down.
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