A far more fearsome version of the original boogeyman, one so fierce even the original boogeyman himself fears this one. The anal-virginity boogeyman comes in the night to rob anal virginity from those who possess it. But be warned, anal sex fans, for if the boogeyman finds you have no anal virginity, he's still going to get you up the butt anyway.
Son: Mom, where'd my anal virginity go?
Mom: Sorry son, but the anal-virginity boogeyman came last night, and i was powerless to stop him.
Son: Gee, thanks a lot, Mom. :/
Mom: Sorry son, but the anal-virginity boogeyman came last night, and i was powerless to stop him.
Son: Gee, thanks a lot, Mom. :/
by Dark Lord of the Anus May 6, 2005
by The booogeyman March 26, 2023
Bogeyman is a type of mythic creature used by adults to frighten children into good behavior. Bogeymen have no specific appearance and conceptions vary drastically by household and culture, but they are most commonly depicted as masculine or androgynous monsters that punish children for misbehavior.
You better sleep now or the
Boogeyman will kill you!
Son: something's at my window
Mom!
The mother rushed to the son's room
She never saw her son again...
Boogeyman will kill you!
Son: something's at my window
Mom!
The mother rushed to the son's room
She never saw her son again...
by Unknown 105 March 28, 2022
by twankastings November 18, 2011