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boomhound 

A penis that resembles a tree trunk or an oversized sexual toy. A love length of substantial proportions.

AKA Megahog
1. Get your laughing gear around my boomhound.
2. Oh my god look at the size of kev's boomhound you can see it through his jeans.
3. Which is bigger, my boomhound or this child?
4. Sometimes I think this boomhound is just too big.
5. When I meet a girl who can deal with the full length of my boomhound Im getting married.
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boomhound 

A massive cock. One so big, it is difficult and even annoying to carry around. Boomhound Day is April the 6th, after it was invented on that day in 2005.
Bommhounds tend to live in a boomkennel that is the area around the penis/ wanger
Dude, can you think of any other words for this oversized penis?
Boomhound?
boomhound by Juicy ripe melons April 7, 2005

boomhound day 

One of the greatest days in history. The day the boomhound was created. Falls on the 6th of April every year.
People take out their boomhounds and brutalise their women with them.
1. Guy 1: What are you doing for boomhound day this year?
Guy 2: Same as every year, I will brutalise my woman with it!

2. Girl 1: Wot did Charlie get you for boomhound day this year?
Girl 2: A broken throat and some very sore orifices.
boomhound day by The Circle April 7, 2005

boobyhound 

A rabid animal that lusts for boobys
Girls need to watch out for boobyhounds
boobyhound by Foot pumpkin April 19, 2018

Boobhound 

A man who is obsessed with breasts. He enjoys looking at, playing and suckling the breasts.
Ugh, that dude I met last night was such a boobhound.
Boobhound by gobblegobblexd June 29, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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