bonzia

going to super store (walmart , target , sears essential, etc.) and buying random crap for a gift

bonzia is when u go to walmart and and u have these of the following in ur cart for ur gift: sandal, candy, condoms, tylenol, crayons, batteries, shirt, hot pockets, magazine.

bonzia by OSAKA TURIHOM December 9, 2008

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Bonzi Buddy

A stupid spyware-program that shows a purple monkey talking to you in the same voice as the WindowsME verbal help tool. Usually downloaded by retarded little kids using the computer while mommy and daddy are away. When they get home, mommy kills the monkey with Ad-Aware and daddy kills the little kid's ass with a board.

"You little shit - you downloaded Bonzi Buddy again!?! Shut up - I don't care how cute he is - I'm gonna beat your ass!!!"

Bonzi Buddy by Joe August 3, 2003

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Bonza

Meaning that something is good or well executed.

"Bonza, mate, she's a ripper."
"Bonza tackle mate."

Bonza by Anonymous July 12, 2003

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bonzai sledding

The act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.

"Man I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and I think I bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!"

"That's cool... you need a beer?"

"Yeah. Thanks."

bonzai sledding by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008