an epic battle cry
by WeNeedTheOil May 18, 2016
He just jumped off that tall building and all you heard was bonzai as he raced down the side of the building.
by I Like Pizza Rolls November 11, 2009
Defined as a mildly annoying prank, like moving someone's pencil case 3 inches to the left or putting a piece of paper labelled "Bonzai" in someone's backpack. Members can be involved in complex bonzai wars, where the two parties try to make like slightly more difficult for the other. It is frowned upon to involve a non-bonzaier in a bonzai war.
Comedic replacing a verb with 'bonzai'
Comedic replacing a verb with 'bonzai'
*moves book to another table* Bonzai!!!
Informal/Comedic President William Henry Harrison bonzaied the USA by dying 31 days into his presidency
Informal/Comedic President William Henry Harrison bonzaied the USA by dying 31 days into his presidency
by Paleosis February 14, 2018
When a girl goes beyond her own ability trying to take too much dick in her mouth at one time while giving a guy head, surpassing her gag reflex and vomiting chunks and stomach acids on the shaft, balls, and general male reproductive region. yelling "BONZAI"
dude, this hot Korean chick was giving me head last night and then she just bonzaied all over my raging ten inch boner.
by In Yo Mouth May 5, 2010
It is actually a miniature tree type.But in Turkey it is a weed type.They sell it in ghettos.It has so much chemicals and can make you die.Be careful.
by ramonathequeen May 2, 2016
by Richard the Lyonheart November 17, 2016
A really tiny type of tree that comes from Japan. They're so small that you won't believe it's really a tree.
by coryk July 13, 2006