bonzi_b 

A faggot on Encyclopedia Dramatica's IRC network that has a small dick, lice, AIDS and thinks he's somebody special. But isn't.

Man, I heard you got a bonzi_b from that hooker last night.

bonzi_b by ED_Lover69 December 12, 2012

Bonzi Buddy 

A stupid spyware-program that shows a purple monkey talking to you in the same voice as the WindowsME verbal help tool. Usually downloaded by retarded little kids using the computer while mommy and daddy are away. When they get home, mommy kills the monkey with Ad-Aware and daddy kills the little kid's ass with a board.

"You little shit - you downloaded Bonzi Buddy again!?! Shut up - I don't care how cute he is - I'm gonna beat your ass!!!"

Bonzi Buddy by Joe August 3, 2003

Bonzi Buddy 

King of all spyware. Underneath the cute purple fur is a evil so great I dare not speak its name. Rumored to have been put onto Windows ME backup disks. Chances are, your computer has bonzi buddy on it. The only way to save yourself is to quest for the magical golden package.

Little girl: Mommy! Mommmy! I had that bad dream again!
Mom: Was it bonzi again?
Little girl: Yes...
Mom: Curse you Bonzi Buddy! Stop haunting my child's dreams!

Bonzi Buddy by The Great Vandoo September 11, 2004

Bonzi Buddy 

1. The worst computer trojan/virus known to human kind. Possibly the worst thing of anything (Even worse than Kenny G).
2. The true name of Satan

@#$%! %#$@in' Bonzi Buddy!!1 %$@# you!

Bonzi Buddy by Johnny86 May 27, 2003

Bonzi Buddy 

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do.

That’s all he ever says.

“Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do”

-Bonzi Buddy 2004-2007

Bonzi Buddy by SomeSodaCanV.1 November 13, 2020

Bonzi 

Blackest thing to ever walk the Earth

You are merely black as Bonzi

Bonzi by Skews,dlwls,d,d February 13, 2023

Bonzi 

A purple gorilla who interacts with you as your friend! it only works on Windows XP and older windows

Have you ever heard of Bonzi?
Who is Bonzi?
Bonzi is a Purple gorilla who can be your friend and interact with you
Nice

Bonzi by DjordjeTheMaker August 10, 2020