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8.
A condom: Mixture of "bong" symbolizing the akward sound made in cartoons when a male gets a boner and "ker" which is a wanna-be-cool suffix that is supposed to mean "cover" .

Cover the Boner = Bonker.
Dude # 1 - I got a huge boner the other day but my date wouldn't give in... Something about not liking diapers?

Dude # 2 - Your an idiot ! You could've just put on a Bonker !
by SheletreCina May 21, 2010
 
9.
Happy Hardcore/Hardcore compliation CD. Currently on its 11th incarnation, features DJ's such as Scott Brown (god) Hixxy, Sharky, Dougal.
have u heard that new bonkers CD? its amaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
by hardcoretilidie February 25, 2004
 
10.
Bum-Conkers or Bonkers are lumps of dried up faeces, missed during the wiping process that are attached to the ends of the bum hair.

Bonkers are the largest of all bum hair turd, the scale being : Winnets , Clinkers , Dangle-berries , Clag-nuts and Bonkers .
My turd was so thick after that curry my arse was like a funking bonkers tournament the next day.
by Scaredtoleavethehouse June 14, 2009
 
11.
any social gathering that is crowded, fun, and well organized and executed. most commonly used to describe a party, club, or concert.
can usually be interchanged with: hoppin', off the hook, happenin'.
yo, that party last night was bonkers!
by mia sara May 03, 2006
 
12.
this means being sweet as hell, almost as sweet as hags is...basically if ur acting bonkers, ur almost acting sig pi, cuz they are bonkers as all get out and thats a lot of bonkers
Yo man!!! Did u see how bonkers hags was at that party, he was acting all sig pi and then he stopped an entire tsunami cuz hes bonkers
by haggs is straight bonkers September 09, 2006
 
13.
The penis on the male species
1. His bonker is the envy of all the neighborhood
by lauren walka February 27, 2006
 
14.
Bonkers mean to be stupid, crazi, dumb
Are you bonkers?
Are you Stupid?
by Rashelle January 03, 2005