bonk

noun. 1) Penis 2)Sex

1) Look at the size of his bonk. 2) I want to bonk you.

by sillylittlefatman March 22, 2009

bonk

not worth the time; lame; boring and uneventful

I went to Chuck Norris party, but left because it was bonk.

by PBJT July 11, 2008

bonk

to descibe a drug in a weak manner or say that it dosn't work

vanessa:that thizz we popped last night was hella bonk.

jordan:unless your dieing on the ground, you think everything is bonk

by ex-con January 01, 2006

Bonk

To hit someone for saying something suggestive

H: Dayum she dummy thicc
J: …..
L: *bonk* GO TO H*RNY JAIL!
F: *records*
H: I was joking

by Ace the simp May 07, 2023

Bonking

In endurance sports, particularly cycling and running, hitting the wall or the bonk describes a condition caused by the depletion of glycogen stores in the liver and muscles, which manifests itself by precipitous fatigue and loss of energy. Milder instances can be remedied by brief rest and the ingestion of food or drinks containing carbohydrates. The condition can usually be avoided by ensuring that glycogen levels are high when the exercise begins, maintaining glycogen levels during exercise by eating or drinking carbohydrate-rich substances, or by reducing exercise intensity.

I bonked at 80 miles, just nothing left in the legs.

I completed the marathon without bonking.

by BodyAttacker April 25, 2011

BONK

*HAMMER TO HEAD*

*BONK*

by coochie doctor March 23, 2020

the bonk

the bonk is some nasty ass school lunch people would want

hey can you go get me the bonk, i’m hungry

by TheBum November 14, 2019