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Bonk crashed and won't be back up untill tomorrow.
by Steve Roberson May 03, 2005
A term used to describe something awesome.
I found a sack of lollipops, it was bonk.
by Mr predictable June 15, 2012
to have sexual relations;
to engage in extramarital intercourse with a woman
I totally bonked Phil's mom last night.
by Jim McDermott March 12, 2006
when somet is bad

this game is bonk
this game is bonk
school is bonk
by martin mccann January 11, 2007
to describe money
"I only got 5 bonks"
by doug the hair guy & nene June 12, 2009
noun. 1) Penis 2)Sex
1) Look at the size of his bonk. 2) I want to bonk you.
by sillylittlefatman March 21, 2009
when a bird has a sexual relationship with a little girl
1) pecki totally bonked little sylvia
by Pecki June 26, 2007

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