The Bongo Snatcher is a giant creature the size of ten huge muscle men with a bean bag shaped body and thousands of tiny feet that go up’s it’s back. It’s got two frightening horns of stitched human flesh of many ethnicities and a billy goat beard and a second jaw which protrudes from its chin. That jaw it like a tub of acid and every time something falls in it the teeth on top close and lock you inside. On its sides it has a child sack were it keeps the baby fetuses. But the most terrorous part is the enormous fear inducing wang, uncircumcised of course. It’s a hook shape and can steal your woman and penetrate her with the force of a thousand trojan warriors.

Karen, put Timmy in the cage, the Bongo Snatcher is coming.
I lost my virginity at the age of seven to the fear inducing wang of the bongo snatcher.

Bongo Snatcher by bongo69 November 25, 2019

Bonzo'(s)

freak, crazy people usually refurring to kids...

"Bed time for Bonzo's"
"Your freaky, ur a Bonzo."

Bonzo'(s) by Melinda May 13, 2005

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Bingo Bango's

A term used to describe the female chest.

Wowza, check out those bingo bango's!

Bingo Bango's by holmsey08 January 24, 2011

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