when you get horny and here comes the erection
last night i was looking at porn and i got a boner
by cruzal September 17, 2005
An erect penis. Named for Arkansas senator Warwick J. Boner, who infamously got an erection durring a sentate hearing with Red Cross founder Clara "Milk Juggs" Barton.
"Look at those sweet, milky juggs on Clara Barton!"
"Don't pull a boner, dude!"
by Kyle Marx April 29, 2006
When a guy gets really excited, something goes up in his pants; most guys want their penis to be this big all the time
My friend had a boner in science class and asked me to sit on his lap to hide it from his friends. It is usually VERY embarrassing.
by JellyBelly87 September 23, 2006
1: something a boy doesnt want to have in class.
2: something my grandfathers cant get.
3: something my grandmas wish they could get^^
ohrgohrs big boner sdknf asdlgnalk
by ben dover's cousin July 26, 2006
when your horny and your dick stands up
when i got out of the swimming pool, i had a boner and it showed through my speedos
by phureshh September 07, 2009
1. a clumsy error

2. an erection
I hate it when I get a boner in public.
by Light Joker March 28, 2006
That hard thing in your pants when you walk by Victoria's Secret
Person 1: Sir, you have a raging boner.
Person 2: Don't mind me, I just walked past Victoria's Secret
by Dr. Seuss, PhD June 19, 2011

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