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boner's remorse
"At the time I thought it was a good idea to have sex with my ex-girlfriend. However, after we finished and she talked about starting the relationship again I had major boner's remorse."
boner's remorse by PolarTurbo July 27, 2009
R.B.S. (Restless Boner Syndrome)
A condition caused by the lack of Vitamin P is a male's every day diet.
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Tossing and turning in bed.
-Anxiety is social situation.
-Terrible morning cramps.
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Tossing and turning in bed.
-Anxiety is social situation.
-Terrible morning cramps.
R.B.S. (Restless Boner Syndrome) by VPOD September 14, 2011
Schrödinger's Boner
A situation where a penis is starting to get hard, but is not solid, and at the same time, not completely flaccid. While a penis is in this state, anything could collapse the quantum wave, and render the penis either hard, or flaccid.
Dude, Jackie gave me this sexy look after our date, and until she came upstairs to my room, I had a Schrödinger's Boner.
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I was this restaurant, and there was this waitress with a nice ass. Once she turned around and I saw here face though, I lost my Schrödinger's Boner.
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I was this restaurant, and there was this waitress with a nice ass. Once she turned around and I saw here face though, I lost my Schrödinger's Boner.
Schrödinger's Boner by MintBerryChrunch April 13, 2011