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1.
a festive of international cock
Chloe enjoys a frequent boner salad
by A&V June 13, 2008
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2.
a festive of international ejaculating cock
Chloe enjoys a frequent boner salad
by A&V June 12, 2008
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3.
1). A euphemism for life being unfair or difficult. A play on "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade" except with dicks.

2). A bad custom order at a diner.
1). Guy 1: Man, when Life gives you lemons, I guess you have to make lemonade.

Guy 2: Yeah, and if life gives you boners, make a boner salad!
Guy 1: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 2: Uhh...

2). "I thought the waitress would have laughed when I ordered the boner salad. At least I know I'm never going back to that restaurant again.
by Pyro Pete August 03, 2010
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