Boner Fart

During a moment of extreme sexual daydreaming or during a masturbation session, the raging boner manually overrides all bodily functions. Resulting in a non-consented fart.

"I can't make it 5 minutes into that porno without a boner fart, the acting is that good."

by Ekim C Live August 8, 2013

Boner Fart

A large, four-armed, ape like creature known to haunt the Arctic or rocky areas of the planet Pandora. Also known as a Primal Creature, Ferrovore, or, most commonly, a Bullymong.

-Axton: Hey, did you see me kill that Boner Fart by hitting it with a Grenade?
-Salvador: Yeah, that was awesome!

by MadMark255 April 20, 2022

boner fart

When a man sees something stimulating, and ejaculates a small amount (or large amount) from the visual stimulation alone.

While watching TV last night, your hot sister showed up on the latest girls going wild commercial and caused an instant boner fart.

by ronchx October 24, 2009

boner fart

when you have a boner and it farts at you.

dan had a meen boner fart, it wouldint stop barking at the kids.

by slap happy rice July 18, 2007

Fart Boner

A condition where a person has to fart so bad they become erect; A condition where a person has such a satisfactory fart they become erect.

"Dude, I just shit my pants. I think I have a fart boner."

"Oh man, I'm going to shit my pants. I'm getting a fart boner."

by Jake Adams October 22, 2007

boner-biting dick-fart fuckface

What Phillip calls Terrence in the South
Park movie.

Terrence: Well, Phillip, I hope you've learned something from this whole experience.

Phillip: I sure have, Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface.

by bumbleclot February 12, 2009

boner-biting dick-fart fuckface

someone that got boned while someone else busts one in their face.

erin is a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface.

by jabooleha August 22, 2003