bonas jonas 

wack, fake a joke. Someone who is a little bitch.

1. that shit was bonas jonas
2. that kid is so bonas

bonas jonas by casey February 9, 2004

shane bonas 

The most beautiful person in the world.

Shane

You are the most beautiful person I know. you must be shane bonas.

Banbury !

shane bonas by S-t-a-l-k-i-n-g-BITCH December 16, 2016

Bonadouchē 

A ginger douchebag with a propensity for violence and an arrest record that may include but is not limited to: drug abuse, theft, soliciting prostitutes and physical and/or sexual assault.

Did you see the story about that red-headed scumbag on the news last night?
Oh yeah, typical Bonadouchē. How many times has that asshole been locked up?

Bonadouchē by sciflyer.25 March 26, 2014

Preposterous boast, but alas 

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused

Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”

Preposterous boast, but alas by Fresh Timbs October 29, 2018

jonah with a bona 

Someone who is a sexual jinx.

That Bruto brings bad luck to anyone he bones, a Jonah with a bona they call him!

jonah with a bona by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2016

Vergona Bona 

The act of covering your raging boner in ranch dressing in hopes that a girl that usually wouldn't suck your dick will because she loves ranch dressing!

I dunno fellas she just isn't in to me, I can't even get pity head from her.

Did you try a Vergona Bona? That girl can't turn down ranch dressing bruh!

Vergona Bona by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019

boastagram 

those offensive,gag inducing and "unreadable" seasonal letters sent out to tell the world how great you and your family are doing

Unfortunately, every Christmas my uncle sends us a boastagram with the latest on his kid's successes

boastagram by sheila in the car October 31, 2008