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bombardier 

A bombardier is the type of person that wears black air forces and adidas tracksuits and goes to gym and has tattoos.
Their job is usually being a loan shark and they talk in gypsy mixed w/ romanian, play soccer (badly but they love Jabulani), wear big sunglasses and cross gold chains.
Mike: Have you seen my wallet ?
Romeo: Nu varule sa mor de l-am vazut.
Dan: You're being such a bombardier Romeo.
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bombardier 

A male stereotype from Romania most likely. He has a black short hair, very well arranged, fake designer clothes and shoes ( he usually wears tracksuits or any kinds of low shoes cu gleznele la vedere) and the most importantly a BMW car from the 90s very well known in Romania as ''cazan'' , ''tigaie'' or less often ''cotet''. He is known for bad behavior in traffic, specifically, he considers his car superior even though it's obvious that it's not, you better give him some space on the road because he will be mad at you cause his car is special and you are not ready for this debate with him and also has cringey stickers on it. He listens to a lot of music, especially manele or live-uri de manele from his favourite ''artists'' and has a girlfriend who is a freshman in high school and ''loves him a lot'' calling him regele meu, puterea mea because of his car but she won't admit this and last but not least he is kinda older than her.
L-ai vazut ba pe bombardier in cazanul ala cum a trecut cu boboaca in dreapta?
bombardier by ihadtodoit99 July 27, 2020

Baby Bombardier 

It is when a parent/parents bring an infant to a "Clearly Adult" or inappropriate venue shamelessly because they are typically older or younger parents with a serious case of FOMO( fear of missing out). Some of the events you see this occur are; Movie Theaters, Night Clubs, Raging Parties, Bars, Concerts, Guys or Girls night out, and the occasional strip club.
The Swan and I were having a great time at the party until hearing the constant crying from the infant in the corner, "who the hell invited that Baby Bombardier anyway!"
Baby Bombardier by Hixxz68 August 19, 2018

Bombastic Side Eye 

when someone says or does something really weird or uncomfortable towards you or others,
or themself !
me : *sees someone*
me : “ummm.. bombastic side eye
Bombastic Side Eye by 3.141590 March 1, 2023

Bombasticism 

The art and science of being bombastic enough to get people to listen to you, even though you're just a windbag.
Russ's bombasticism made for good ratings, despite his utter lack of content.
Bombasticism by geodave January 19, 2013

Jaeger-Bombastic 

Alcoholic shot of jaeger, mixed with apple cider. Known for an amazingly refreshing taste and making you run across the bar to try an attack the "titan" stealing the girl you chatted up all night.
I was so blitzed, i asked the bartender for 2 shots of jaeger-bombastic and i tried to fight my exs boyfriend.
Jaeger-Bombastic by tmac2308 May 25, 2014

bombastic side eye 

your a cheeto eating pick me girl that spends too much time on TikTok
ill punch you if you say bombastic side eye!