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bollockwank

Having the shaft stimulated by the use of another mans scrotum. The owner of the sack being used, is referred to as "the mediocre stroker"
I can't believe that Noel gave him a bollockwank, didn't have down as a mediocre stroker
bollockwank by Noel Tichards December 13, 2017

bollocknaise 

Slang Term for Sperm, spunk, semen
"She had more curves than a bowl of pasta - which I poured Papa's best bollocknaise over"
bollocknaise by CATCHAG May 18, 2006

Bollock Jam 

The sweaty build up around your balls.
"Hey man, have you had a long work out?"
"Yeah, I've got enough Bollock Jam to cover my toast"
Bollock Jam by Wolfish September 27, 2012

Spaghetti Bollocknaise 

A Spaghetti Bollocknaise is when you have a wank so fast that you dont leave the state of flaccid (Not Hard), Yet still nut without getting hard.
Dave: Yo, Tony, I made A Spaghetti Bollocknaise this morning
Tony: That's twice this week! How do you do it?
Dave: You gotta have a fast wankin' arm.

bollockai 

A word used when no attention wishes to be drawn but anger and frustration need to be released
oh bollockai
bollockai by Silk Sluts October 13, 2003

Bollockaboatable 

My best friend bollockaboated me last night. Felt amazing!

They were looking bollockaboatable bosh
Bollockaboatable by Big Shelly November 25, 2023