starkas bollockas narkas

To be completely nude/without clothes.
Usually used to emphasise exposure - in public for instance

And I was just standing there starkas bollockas narkas when she walked in!

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bollockwank

Having the shaft stimulated by the use of another mans scrotum. The owner of the sack being used, is referred to as "the mediocre stroker"

I can't believe that Noel gave him a bollockwank, didn't have down as a mediocre stroker

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Slang Term for Sperm, spunk, semen

"She had more curves than a bowl of pasta - which I poured Papa's best bollocknaise over"

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"Hey man, have you had a long work out?"
"Yeah, I've got enough Bollock Jam to cover my toast"

Bollock Jam by Wolfish September 27, 2012

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A Spaghetti Bollocknaise is when you have a wank so fast that you dont leave the state of flaccid (Not Hard), Yet still nut without getting hard.

Dave: Yo, Tony, I made A Spaghetti Bollocknaise this morning
Tony: That's twice this week! How do you do it?
Dave: You gotta have a fast wankin' arm.

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A word used when no attention wishes to be drawn but anger and frustration need to be released

oh bollockai

bollockai by Silk Sluts October 13, 2003

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My best friend bollockaboated me last night. Felt amazing!

They were looking bollockaboatable bosh

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