starkas bollockas narkas

To be completely nude/without clothes.
Usually used to emphasise exposure - in public for instance

And I was just standing there starkas bollockas narkas when she walked in!

starkas bollockas narkas by devsie January 16, 2008

bollocrap 

Something that is both bollocks and crap therefore being total nonsense and completely worthless

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bollocrap by Carnos December 28, 2013

Bolloclarva 

For a man to sit on a woman’s face speading the skin on his balls over the face like a balaclava.

Last night I didn’t know who she was she was covering her face with a “bolloclarva”

Bolloclarva by AMAZING DILLA May 13, 2018

Bollockmoth 

Excretory insect which uses camouflage on its wings to make it the same colour of the host's testicles; on which it resides. Bollockmoths are common in the summer months; and are not to be confused with big flakes of pubic psoriasis.

"Jesus Christ!!"

Bollockmoth by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004

bollockai 

A word used when no attention wishes to be drawn but anger and frustration need to be released

oh bollockai

bollockai by Silk Sluts October 13, 2003

Bollockaboatable 

To motorboat ones bollocks

My best friend bollockaboated me last night. Felt amazing!

They were looking bollockaboatable bosh

Bollockaboatable by Big Shelly November 25, 2023

Bollockaiser

Bollockaiser is the ruler of bollocks, it can be interpreted in a literal sense as referring to the of the king of testicles, or in a more metaphorical sense, where bollocks refers not only to the anatomical feature, but also to other connotations of bollocks (bullshit/nonsense), then the bollockaiser is someone who so quintessentially exemplifies these qualities that they can be named such.

Pronunciation:
General American: ˈbɑləˌkäɪ̯zɹ̩
Received Pronunciation: ˈbɒləˌkaɪ̯zə

Etymology:
equivalent to
ball + ock + kaiser
comes from Middle English "ballokkayser" (ˈbalɔkˌkæi̯zəɹ)

(balle + ok + kayser)
which is derived from Old English "Bealluccasaer" (ˈbæ͜ɑɫ.ɫukˌkɑ zɑ.eɹ)

(beall + uc + casaer)
suspected to originate from Proto West Germanic "Ballukkaisar" (ˈba l.lukˌkai̯saɹ)
(ballu + uk + kaisar)
or possibly Old Norse "bǫllkkjárr" (ˈbɔl:kˌkja:r:)
(bǫllr + kr + kjárr)
both of which derive from Proto Germanic "ballukkaisaraz" (ˈbɑl.lukˌkɑi̯.sɑ.rɑz)
(balluz + ukaz + kaisaraz)
beyond Proto Germanic, the individual roots come from different languages ("balluz" comes from Proto Indo European "bʰoln-" (bubble) which comes from "bʰel-" (to blow, inflate, swell), an earlier ancestor of "-ukaz" has not been found, "kaisaraz" came from the Latin clan name "Caesar", the etymology of which is unconfirmed) and so this term is not suspected to have existed in a complete form in any earlier language.

Oh yeah, he's the Bollockaiser alright. He has bollocks and bullshit aplenty.

Bollockaiser by Bollockaiser April 15, 2024