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noun; a large protruding gut on a man.
"Look at the boiler on that guy, it's huge"
by patrick bateman November 28, 2004
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That bird is a right boiler.
by kate February 28, 2004
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The term boiler originated from 'back boilers' used in old houses. If a woman is a 'boiler' then she keeps you warm at night so long as you give her a good poke every now and again!
She's definitely a boiler - wouldn't mind giving her a good poke!
by Galaxy101 June 24, 2011
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An ugly woman one would prefer not to service
by cracky March 01, 2003
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Nasty horrible fish faced woman
Boiler, my fucking sister in law...the bitch
by Marvellous Matt February 03, 2009
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a woman who has reached an age where she is beginning to show signs of wear and tear and, knowing this, seeks refuge in marriage, therefore spending a lot of time dressing her mutton as lamb in order to secure herself a man.
"wow, those girls were so fresh only three years ago. did you see them tonight? The blonde one's wearing stilleto's to shape up her calves, the old boiler!"
by Bondiki August 19, 2008
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A boiler refers to an unattractive older woman who is only good for the pot, as in having to cook an old chook in boiling water to make it tender and more eatable. The expression old chook also refers to a boiler and can be used in the same context.
There's not much to look at here just a couple of boilers.
by wardswords November 26, 2016
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