A strike,slap or punch given by 'n South-African, Afrikaans White boer to let the opposing person pass-out, suffer a heart-attack, or possibly, die. The Boer Klap is often given to the children of Boerre if they miss-behave
Hein :"Dad, I soiled myself"
Ruan:"Son, I'm gonna give you one big-ass Boer Klap!"
Hein :"Nooooooooooooooooo!"
*Slap*
Ruan:"Honey, call 911"
Ruan:"Son, I'm gonna give you one big-ass Boer Klap!"
Hein :"Nooooooooooooooooo!"
*Slap*
Ruan:"Honey, call 911"
by BeesHaas September 9, 2010
by Die regte skobbejak April 21, 2022
“I read some quote from ze worst manager in ze history of ze Premier League, Frank de Boer. 7 matches, 7 defeats, 0 goals. He said it’s not good for Marcus Rashford to have a coach like me because the most important thing for me is to win. If he was coached by Frank, he would learn how to lose, because he lost every game.” -Jose Mourinho
by nama_jeff April 6, 2021
A dumbass who likes to say "did you hear that barking spider?". He drives an f-2 shitty and a hyundai producing a whopping 5hp. Hes got a sexy mullet and a big ol stache, he doesn't know how to fix the engine to the transmission but he tries his best. Overall hes a high end guy but we need to fuck with his timing, hes trying his best to be the highest end of all guys. We will lower that lift for you very soon you fuck face, we know you have a bad history with ladders. We will also fuck with that timing as soon as we lower the lift from the 2 inches high that its at right now. Happy birthday you pedo
by Joey Blowy March 8, 2022
A dumb white bitch who gets "white girl wasted" every weekend and only gets into clubs after sucking a bouncers dick.
Amy De Boer only gets into clubs because she uses her sisters ID and tickles pickles for free drinks
by AndOMGcholesterol June 14, 2019
South African slang phrase essentially meaning; 'so you think you're the man?'. Often used in just about any situation even if it doesn't make any sense. Important to especially pronounce the word 'boer' at the end. The longer you can hold the 'owr' sound the more street cred is given.
Skye: Check it out man 1600 points!
Brice: So you think you're a BOER!?
Skye: Whats the time?
Brice: So you think you're a boer?
Skye: What?
Brice: So you think you're a BOoooewwRrrr!?
Brice: So you think you're a BOER!?
Skye: Whats the time?
Brice: So you think you're a boer?
Skye: What?
Brice: So you think you're a BOoooewwRrrr!?
by iseedeadpeople September 3, 2008
Typically a married man who abuses his wife and children yet he believes himself to be very pious. Physical and emotional abuse, very often, sodomising his daughters.
This guy is a BAB Boere Afrikaner Blixem, ill treating his wife, belittling her, and look at his daughter's eyes, she hates him
by ZACSacks August 25, 2019