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Sloppy Bobkins 

A sloppy, unkept girl, usually large, wearing messy clothes and hasnt showered... She is the girl you see out, who looks like she was born to eat a cock meat sandwich...

You can take her home, but you never admit to sloppy bobkins hook-ups..

You might start seeing the sloppy around alot after the first hook up..
Dude 1- Wow, look at that one... She's a mess

Dude 2- Yea, total Sloppy Bobkins canidate... I bet she loves cockmeat
Sloppy Bobkins by Sloppy fighter February 4, 2009
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Fatty Bobkins 

1) A man who grew up in Burger King and as a result now has his own orbit. There is currently 3 cookies with bite marks in them, a rotting Whopper, and a baseball with a bite mark in it floating about his midsection.

2) A term used to describe a person of extreme obesity.
1) How the hell is Fatty Bobkins not dead?

2) How the hell is that Fatty Bobkins not dead?
Verbal exclamation of exasperation that a particular thought process or line of thinking has come to an abrupt halt, esp. when solving a sudoku.
“If we place a 9 here, we can use sudoku rules to place a 9 in this corner — oh bobbins! That 9 is ruled out by this 9 in the other corner, and the puzzle breaks.”
bobbins by Dudley1 August 31, 2021
That's a load of old bobbins.
bobbins by Mister_Douve May 7, 2003

Earl Boykins

2nd shortest player in NBA history. The only player taller than him is Muggsy Bogues, who was 5'3". Known for his speed, quick shooting, and tenacious defense he is one of my favorite players. If he was 6'6" he be a superstar.
Don't even bother trying to stop Earl Boykins in transition, he'll just breeze right by you and hit a layup
Earl Boykins by C-Note 2000 May 16, 2005
Rubbish.

Widely used in the Manchester (England) area.

Rhyming slang, "bobbins of cotton" = rotten
Manchester United are bobbins.
bobbins by Kevin Hogan August 8, 2006
meaning nonsense,rubbish,poor,crap,terrible
possibly derived from bollocks,a polite version
what a load of bobbins
Bobbins by dave mitc November 8, 2005