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Bobby Long 

Bobby Long is an independent singer/songwriter. Bobby was born in Calne, Wiltshire, England and has been playing the guitar since he was a teenager.

Bobby first came to prominence in 2008 when the song "Let Me Sign," which was written by Bobby and another brilliant musician, Marcus Foster, was featured in the international blockbuster, "Twilight".

According to Bobby, his music sounds like a crash in the woods when its raining.

As of Spring 2009, Bobby is working on an EP and has released two songs "Left to Lie" and "Being a Mockingbird (Live)" to be purchased on iTunes. You can sometimes spot Bobby Long in London, carrying a half-drank bottle of beer, cigarettes, and a guitar. If you see him, say "Hello" and ask him what his favourite swear-word is.
Yes, Bobby Long is made of sex, but watching Twimoms drool over him in public is more than slightly nauseating.
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Long Bobby

During the act of eating ass, you spread your partners butt cheeks so the butthole is visible which is then followed by dropping a steamer in between the two cheeks. You then continue to eat the ass with the steamer present. As this goes on, you reach your hand around the the mouth and finger her mouth until she vomits.
Carl: Hey Steve! Did you hear about Billy this weekend?
Steve: Nah what happened?
Carl: He gave his girl the long bobby!

Bobbylon 

The police, cops or what may also be know as the po-po
1)Dun shut the fuck up der sum bobbylon over der
2)Bobbylon leave me alone
3)Ay hide the stash der sum bobbylon round here
Bobbylon by BCB4L December 6, 2007
A chill as fuck esse who is there for you when you need it most. He has and will always be Bobby log. Bobbing to the beat with his majestic mustache.
Bobbylog does not approve of the Alaskan pipeline.
BobbyLog by Mzelman August 15, 2021
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026