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23.
Another word for Cunt. On a website known as the5thplace, swearing became a big problem. So a swearfilter was introduced in order to stop it. The word 'fuck' would be replaced with 'duck'. 'Shit' with 'ship', so 'cunt' became 'boat'. Many years later, with the filter gone, many people around the world now use the word 'boat' instead of cunt
Hey you stupid boat!
by Melia-the5thplace August 27, 2006
 
1.
1000 pills of ecstasy
how much for a boat?
by MDMA RDA MJL July 02, 2006
 
2.
the object that andy samberg is on.
"I'm on a boat (and) its going fast (and) i've got an nautical themed, pashmina afghan"
by andysamberg April 15, 2009
 
3.
a automobile of great size
That car is a fuckin boat.
by paulie l. April 05, 2005
 
4.
1. An extremely flexible word with a plethora of possible usages, similar to shit

2. Something to be amazed by... usually of poor quality, but in some circumstances may be quite excellent.

3. A name/title/nickname

4. An exclamation blurted randomly, along the same lines as Sabu, Uggaburst or Uggathought

5. The reply to any question ever answered.
In Amazement:
"Lookit d'ammouna boats...holy crap...holy shit....z'allll boats"
"Dat is coolage"
"all doze lites are boats"

As a negative:
"What a POS.. that shit is boats!"
"Fucking boathead! What a Fucked up fuckup monkey fuck!"

As a positive:
"My new car rocks man, it is totally boats!"
"Thank you a meal for the boat!!"
"I like Dat!"

As a nickname:
"Hey Boats, you comin' or what?"
"What up there Boats?"
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 23, 2008
 
5.
another name for a full house in poker.
"Ace high flush! Pay up, bitch!"
"Not so fast, motherfucker! I've got the boat."
"Damn nigga!"
by Nicholas D October 27, 2003
 
6.
(UK)face - Cockney Slang, "Boat Race = Face"
That girl is a goddamn fatso, but she has a lovely boat. I'd do her.
by Tizzle Sizzle June 09, 2003
 
7.
N. A hole in the water, surrounded by wood, into which money is poured.
Hey Dumbshit AKA Andrew, do you wanna take the boat out this weekend?
by steelheader March 15, 2008