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1. blurp
to get pulled over by the police. comes from the sound the police sirens make ("BLURP!")
"SLOW DOWN...i ain't tryna get blurped tonight!"
by DIZZYD Aug 31, 2004 add a video
2. Blurp
The disgusting sudden explosion of blood that comes out of the vagina when youre on your period and you laugh/sneeze/cough.
Beth: "Yea so I totally just got my period today. Gross right?"
Anna: "Yuck girl."
Beth: *sneeze*
Beth: "Oh god... I umm... Need the bathroom..."
Anna: "Oh my god you just blurped didn't you???"
3. Blurp
A fat person who enjoys McDonald's
T-blurp hollins
4. blurp
To communicate with someone via an instant messenger program; fr. the sound instant-message programs often produce when a message is received.
He didn't respond when I blurped him, so I assume he must have stepped away from the computer.
5. blurp
When you puke a little in your mouth when you Burp.
"I just drank some beer and I tried to burp, but I ended up blurping
6. blurp
when your computer freezes but you keep clicking and when it unfreezes everything happens all at once
my compter blurped the other day while playing sims 3
7. Blurp
Verb. The act of burping then blowing it at someone.
"Eww! Don't Blurp at me!"
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