bluntarded

Really extremely high

"Bro, i am so bluntarded right now."
"10 blunts and im bluntarded"

bluntarded by Jade Jenkins May 19, 2008

Blitarded 

So high, or so "blitted" you feel like you're retarded.

Dude I smoked so much weed yesterday I couldn't even fucntion. I was blitarded

Blitarded by Danny Prime October 26, 2011

bruhtarded 

When something is so retarded it causes you to lose so many brain cells that instead of moaning bruh or calling it retarded you mix them together

Mike: Dude, how could Anthony break his own door in the frat house?
Sam: Idk, seems pretty bruhtarded to me.

bruhtarded by NoDreamer August 27, 2017

blingtarded 

something that does not bling bling

a glowstick that is already broken before you crack it....and ME...Man this glowstick in blingtarded it wont bling bling

blingtarded by whotis December 8, 2007

Bentarded 

when you've been retarded.

man, you bentarded!

Bentarded by Stading22 February 27, 2009

bulltarded 

an exclamation that may escape one's lips during an energetic response to another's outlandish statement. a combination of "bullshit" and "retarded", "Bulltarded" originated accidently but is sure to stand the test of time.

"Brett Favre is so amazing, one day i'm going to marry him."
"No. Fuck that. That's bulltarded!"

bulltarded by themattgregory December 3, 2007

Brutarded 

If something is so retarded it's brutal or so brutal it's retarded. In reference to the Metal band "Devils Club". who's first album entitled "Brutarded".

Holy crap that band was brutarded!

Brutarded by mayas flip flop September 27, 2009