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blitted 

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Intoxicated by or as if by a drug, such as cocaine or marijuana. Usually caused by smokin' a "wordfattie/word".
"Aiyyo son I ride around with my hooptie tinted to ride around blitted."
- Redman in "Smoke Buddha"
blitted by Neil Hooey October 18, 2003
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blitted 

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stoned out of your mind
this L got me fucking blittedddddd
blitted by anonymous ;) May 15, 2006
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blitted • Jonathan Blitted Torres • Blitzed • blifted • blinted • blisted • Blitter • Blittery • Blitzedzz • bitted

blitted 

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Usually referring to when smoking weed and high as a kite.
This weed is got me blitted.

I feel so blitted from this joint.

I'm so blitted son!
blitted by Paz1986 October 7, 2008
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blitted 

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crunked (see crunk)
basically means fucked up or INTOXICATED
this L got me blitted
blitted by jgrizz September 1, 2003
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Jonathan Blitted Torres

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A blitted mofo and pretty chill kid. And gets roasted all day every day. DATS HIM
wow he's so bltted. hes like jonathan blitted torres !
Thats jonathan the stoner man ! hes blitted.
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Blitzed 

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Of being high or wasted to the extreme.
Dude man you've been smokin' too much your blitzed
Blitzed by holl March 19, 2003
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blatted 

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To be wasted, drunk, stoned etc.
Man that hip-hop was rad the other night but I got so blatted I had to go home early
blatted by robuttt October 12, 2006
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