blumpski

The act of taking a shit while a female does a line of cocain off your dick.
Dude, I just went to the bathroom with this chick and got an amazing blumpski.
by RedDragonMaster June 24, 2016
mugGet the blumpskimug.

blumpski

(Verb) blump•ski

To receive a blow job whilst taking a shit and enjoying a cold brew simultaneously.
"Dude I totally got a blumpski last night! This time I had a Guiness."
by MicDropFTW August 06, 2016
mugGet the blumpskimug.