Blumpkinator

The action of taking a dump, while eating a Wendys* Baconator and getting your dick sucked. Enjoyed usually on sunny days, either inside a home or porta potty.

Yesterday, while receiving a blumpkin, Tom threw Fred a baconator and the blumpkinator was born.

Blumpkinator by Dick Paul June 28, 2011

blumpkee 

To be on the receiving end of a burning blumpkin.

I am always happy to be the blumpkee, as long as I get to bust a benni

blumpkee by The Real BDP February 26, 2008

blumpken 

to take a dump and receive a blowjob at the same time.

The smell of my feces did not upset my girlfriend as I received a blumpken to near perfection.

blumpken by Lord Dorpaldonger August 17, 2004

The Covington Blumpkinator 

The action of a person receiving a blowjob and getting their ass hole eaten out at the same time while taking a poop.

Taylor and Katie break down bathroom doors in Covinton High School in order to give The Covington Blumpkinator to their terrified victims.

The Covington Blumpkinator by 50 Shades of Guff December 9, 2012

blumpkina 

When a woman recieves cunnilingus whilst defecating. The Blumpkina is far more taboo than the Blumpkin because of the proximity of the cunnilinguist to the defecation in progress. It is very possible to get a condition known as Brown Chin Syndrome this way.

My girlfriend really loves a blumpkina in the morning, but I had to stop giving them after I got Brown Chin .

blumpkina by Krazy Akmed July 3, 2006

blumpkinator

A chic who has given a (blumpkin) more than once. A blumpkin is the art of getting a blowjob while relieving your bowels, normally in a toilet.

Yesterday morning this chic gave me another "blumpkin" so I got her a t-shirt that says "blumpkinator" she wears it proudly!

blumpkinator by TheCraw April 22, 2008

blumpken 

while gettin head on the toilet taking a shit

my girl was givin me a blumpken on the shitter last night

blumpken by Buesher2 December 20, 2016