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Upper Dutch Blumkin 

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud
I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin
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The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.
"Bitch get your ass in here and give me a blumkin!"
blumkin by Gary B January 12, 2005

eskimo hobo blumkin 

To take a shit outside in the snow while recieving a blowjob
DUDE JESSICA TOTALLY GAVE ME AN ESKIMO HOBO BLUMKIN LAST NIGHT!

wow dude...that's fucking gross....

SHE ALSO SWALLOWED!!!
Receiving a blow job while you take a dump and eat a burrito.
I really like Doris...she loves Blumpitos!

Blumkinuku 

Getting a blow job while taking a shit and completing your Suduku. (For best results have the Suduku on a clip board resting on her head)
The suduku I was working on was too difficult so I decided to have my wife give me a blumkinuku while I figured it out.
Blumkinuku by Bunny420 November 15, 2006

Top decker reverse kanga blumkin

Where a male shits in the tank of a toilet, whilst receiving a blowjob. From a female shitting in the reverse kanga position
Yesterday I walked in on Jayden and Rachel having a top decker reverse kanga blumkin

blumkin backsplash 

What happens when you are getting a blowjob while taking a huge shit and the shit falls into the toilet causing the one doing the blowing to get a face full of shit water.
Oh man last night i gave my bitch the worst blumkin backsplash ever her face was completely covered in poo water.
blumkin backsplash by blumkinKing January 14, 2009