Blumpito

Receiving a blow job while you take a dump and eat a burrito.

I really like Doris...she loves Blumpitos!

Blumpito by Chopper Nasty Dog III April 7, 2009

Blumprito 

While getting a blumpkin eating a burrito. A hot, nasty, filthy burrito.

I totally got a blumprito in the bathroom of T-Bell.

Blumprito by John speaker November 26, 2010

Blumpatola 

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a dump and wearing a towel around your head.

Scott enjoyed coming home from work, pulling a towel out of the hamper, and receiving a blumpatola from his partner.

Blumpatola by Blumpster September 3, 2009

Blumptology 

The study of anything blumpkin

how in the hell do you know what a blumpcano is? "I studied blumptology for 2 semesters."

Blumptology by blumptologist August 16, 2009

blumptonia 

to be in a land where blumpkins are given on a daily basis.

i went to blumptonia and it was quiet splendiful.

blumptonia by magical master of blumptonia August 7, 2012

Blumptous

Pertaining to a blumpkin.

Thank you Ms. Swartz, the turkey was blumptous.

Yo your bathroom has ample room in front of the toilet, it’s hella blumptous.

Can you get your creamy glustin over here, I wanna get blumptous!

Blumptous by Steamy Dreamy Cream-Machine March 20, 2021

blumpkito 

A complicated act to perform with two or more said homies, i.e the ninjaz you kick it with. well step one get groupies fanz or down ass ryder chick to give you an ya homeboyz repeated blumkins while you an said trikk be in the bathroom. step two turn out lights after taking said shit. sneek out and have your homie trade you places when he bust. step three shove her head proceed to swirlry. lmfao its grear for revenge or break up with soon to be ex girlfriends.

hey homie you wanna help me get this bitch before i break it off with her?
yeah ninja what we do?
hit her up with the "blumpkito"
yuh!!!! do it do it

blumpkito by (~$%SIXSIDEZ%$~) July 27, 2011