Blueshift

The moment in time when you put a car between it's 4th and 5th gears, in order to gain access to the "Blueshift Dimension". Term coined by James Willems

Adam: "I can't catch him!"
Lawrence: "Don't do it, it's too dangerous!"
Adam: "This is for you, little bro!"
*Goes into Blueshift*
Lawrence: "Brother nooo!"

Blueshift by EarthCuck February 16, 2018

Blue shirt kid

The secret C.E.O. of Youtube, who understands the Youtube Algorithm better than any other person.

Carl : The people in India hate Pewdiepie.
9 year old : Blue shirt kid understands the algorithms so he doesn't.
Carl : Wow he must be a very cool person.

Blue shirt kid by Froominator March 18, 2019

Blue shirt kid

An epic Indian kid who supported PewDiePie in the video "What Do Indians Think Of PewDiePie vs. T-series?". He expresses how it doesn't matter if T-series wins, because he subscribed "for the memes".

He later rises to even greater fame by hosting meme review with blue shirt kid #2.

"so basically (because of) the youtube algorithm..."

-blue shirt kid

Blue shirt kid by Robbert Blobbert April 7, 2019

blueshirted 

A slang term for a bleeding asshole after rough anal sex. Named after customer service staff experiences at the overpriced electronics store Best Buy that is currently being wiped out by Amazon.

Hey Skyler that last round of assfucking has me blueshirted.

Shit !!! Don't get it on the sofa. Here have a tampon.

blueshirted by majortomsmodem September 29, 2013

bluesharting

Inadvertently leaking information during a private transmission over Bluetooth.

Ted thought he was safe, but instead experienced an uncomfortable bluesharting episode.

bluesharting by Yvves September 28, 2017

Blueshark 

Stereotypical jock or football player type. Into all things sports, and not much else. Attracted to skinny, fake tanned (to the point of being orange) blondes with a greater focus on breast size than personality. Bluesharks often feel threatened by people smarter than themselves, especially in groups conversing. If in such a situation, it is common for a Blueshark to yell something along the lines of "Yeah, Footie!", in a feeble attempt to join the conversation.

Person1: Great party, huh?
Person2: Meh, I wish they'd turn the music down and put the footy on.
Person1: Dude, you're such a Blueshark!

Blueshark by sherman42 June 3, 2009

Blueshipper 

Goyim that are brainwashed by the jews and democrats consuming anything supporting leftist ideologies. They are the absolute plague to humanity by advocating peak degeneracy.

All the soyboys with low testosterone are blueshippers.

Blueshipper by Red Undead August 2, 2020