Skip to main content

Blue Peter 

Something you made earlier, usually refers to a spliff or reefer, where you have made one at some other time and are now ready to smoke it.
Can also refer to cookery.
Ah look, I've found a blue peter, what a top do. It's ok I've made a blue peter.
Blue Peter by jill harrison November 2, 2006

Blue Peter 

A childrens TV programme made by the BBC ever since the dawn of time (apparantly). Still runs even though the presenting is shit. The famous garden was apparantly trashed by Les Ferdinand, ex-footballer and spurs scum.
Man, you so black i cant see you! Just like no-one could see les ferdinand at night when he trashed the BP garden!
Blue Peter by Crazy Joe July 8, 2004

Blue Peter 

When a man has had so much sex, his penis will not become erect anymore. This is referred to as having a "Blue Peter".
Peter is a nickname for the male member, and blue is used to mean dead or tired.
"I fucked that girl so hard I got a Blue Peter!!"

"Hey let's have sex again!"
"Can't! I have a Blue Peter!"
Blue Peter by Biblo February 15, 2005

blue peter 

A pre rolled joint "here's one I rolled earlier"
Friend 1 "I need to roll"
Friend 2 "it's cool I got my blue peter"
blue peter by Spec1982 November 16, 2016

Blue Peter 

A sex act whereby a man masturbates and saves his ejaculate, later wiping it on his partner.
Have a Blue Peter.... here's one I made earlier.
Blue Peter by Slang_Bang July 25, 2022

Blue Peter Presenter 

A very pleasant individual, who is good looking, has nice teeth and hair, and a great dress sense, but is ultimately a bit of a boring toff.
Man, I would fuck his girlfriend! Shame she's a Blue Peter Presenter though.