A ridiculously painful condition that occurs when a man is close to orgasm, but is suddenly cut off.
Ladies, imagine if you will, that someone is going down on you intensely. You're building up to what will surely be the best orgasm you've ever had. All of a sudden, you're partner stops. You're about to ask what the fuck is going on, when all of a sudden you're partner slams a bowling ball up your vagoo. This is kind of like Blue Balls.
by Venompen September 10, 2009
This accours when the male is about to reach climax, but is suddenly cut off giving him the blue balls. This is often compared to real life events.
When that liberal chick who really wanted to fuck you finds out you voted Republican, and takes it out on your erection.
Dude, she had me right at the edge, but saw the Cruz t-shirt in my laundry hamper, walked the fuck out, and left me with the worst case of blue balls.
by MyShariaMoor January 3, 2017
the excrutiating pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin when he knows he should.
Cure: JUST WACK IT MAN!! or get your woman to help you out and do the job right. It's that simple to make the horrible pain go away.
Cure: JUST WACK IT MAN!! or get your woman to help you out and do the job right. It's that simple to make the horrible pain go away.
note to all women,
NEVER NEVER NEVER give your man blue balls...its the worse pain he will ever feel in his life and he never deserves it...well, almost never...
NEVER NEVER NEVER give your man blue balls...its the worse pain he will ever feel in his life and he never deserves it...well, almost never...
by Sexy Otter January 13, 2004
A figure of speech used when on hold or waiting for something. This comes from the term blue balls but used in everyday situations not related to sex.
Damn. I've been waiting for that amazon package for a whole week. UPS is blue balling me.
We had a date scheduled since Monday and she flaked out last minute. She is blue balling me heart.
I've been sitting in this plane for the last 2 hours waiting for the captain to start the engines. American Airlines is blue balling me.
We had a date scheduled since Monday and she flaked out last minute. She is blue balling me heart.
I've been sitting in this plane for the last 2 hours waiting for the captain to start the engines. American Airlines is blue balling me.
by rogerthewhale January 22, 2013
by Dugi Wugi September 14, 2005