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Blue Ballssex (-0.458)
the excrutiating pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin when he knows he should.

Cure: JUST WACK IT MAN!! or get your woman to help you out and do the job right. It's that simple to make the horrible pain go away.
note to all women,

NEVER NEVER NEVER give your man blue balls...its the worse pain he will ever feel in his life and he never deserves it...well, almost never...
by Sexy Otter January 12, 2004
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blue ballsfood (-0.451)
when polly wont finish off your cracker
by charlie watmough March 12, 2003
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blue ballssex (-0.792)
Something a guy will tell a girl to get her to sleep with him. (She usually laughs and thinks it's funny. It works better than getting angry.)
guy1-"I have blue balls..." teenage girl2-"awwww.. pooor baby... why don't you drop your pants down and let me suck you off!"

girl2-"My ex-boyfriend used to have blue balls all the time..." current boyfriend- slaps his face... gets angry because he hasn't had any in a few weeks.

girl2-"what's wrong baby?"
by yogiepopo February 02, 2014
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blue ballssex (-0.433)
A painful condition when a man has been profoundly sexually stimulated but not allowed to ejaculate, leaving his balls feeling heavy and sore. It is my mission to relieve this unpleasant phenomenon.
His girlfriend had left him with blue balls, so I took pity on him and sucked him off until he came in my mouth. We both felt better after that.
by jezebel July 07, 2005
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Blue Ballssex (-0.050)
A ridiculously painful condition that occurs when a man is close to orgasm, but is suddenly cut off.
Ladies, imagine if you will, that someone is going down on you intensely. You're building up to what will surely be the best orgasm you've ever had. All of a sudden, you're partner stops. You're about to ask what the fuck is going on, when all of a sudden you're partner slams a bowling ball up your vagoo. This is kind of like Blue Balls.
by Venompen September 09, 2009
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blue ballsex (-1.169)
1. Slang - To be extremely excited about something soon to happen, and become denied right before the event.

2. Actual - To be aroused to the point of extreme erection, and be denied right before actual intercourse. Testicles become bruised and pain occurs; hence the name and color description: blue balls.
1. I've been craving some MGD beer, but when I got to the bar they gave the last one to some bitch. Damn... what a blue ball.
by Ly (Chubby Cow) February 12, 2004
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blue ballsex (-0.489)
Handy smurf is the only smurf who never got blue ball.
by Dugi Wugi September 13, 2005
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