Blue Back

When you take a shit in a port-a-let and the blue chemical water splashes back up on you staining your ass and your back.

Dude, hitting the port-a-let for a quick dump...

Make sure you hop up quick so you don't get Blue Back!

Bobby was scrubbing his ass cuz he got Blue Back at the State Fair...

by B. Hanback September 9, 2009

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Blue Back

The frustration experienced as a result of a backrub stopped too soon, especially when the backrub giver never intended to follow through with the backrub in the first place. A phenomenon similar to, but less severe than, blue balls.

She rubbed my shoulders for about three seconds then just laughed and walked away. Now I've got blue back.

by snaptastic February 17, 2010

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blue back

When someone starts to give you a backrub, then leaves abruptly, leaving you unsatisfied.

"Mike was giving me the best backrub, and then he just left in the middle! Total blue back."

by Jacketman89 February 16, 2010

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Blue Balls Back Rub

An extended, often elaborate array of male-on-female foreplay that fails to end in copulation. The common opening move is for the man to offer the woman a back rub, followed by a series of maneuvers that may or may not include a leg massage, teasing of the upper ass around the pantyline, a slight grazing of the sideboob, and as a last resort some aggressively handsy spooning. Crippling, fetal-position blue balls often results, remedied only by vigorous, albeit lonely and pathetic masturbation.

"You get some from the old lady last night?"

"Nope. Nothing but a blue balls back rub."

by Bart County Scrivener January 27, 2015

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