Dole Bludging Step Watt 

A Dole Bludging Step Watt is someone who is more than capable of working but chooses to bludge off the government for money he did not earn

Oh look who’s here... HELLO DOLE BLUDGING STEP WATT

Dole Bludging Step Watt by Timmydevs23 May 24, 2019

bludgeon 

beat, pummel, usually with a large hard object.

Then this kid tried to steal my decks; so I bludgeoned him to death with one of my Tech 1200's.

bludgeon by Sinepunk Macgyver June 30, 2003

Bloody Bludgeon 

The action of having sex with a girl on her period and, subsequently, slapping her on the forehead with your, now blood covered, penis. This action causes the girl to look like she was brutally bludgeoned, but, in fact, has just engaged in some good ol' fashioned fun.

"Did you see those pics of Sylvia?! She looked like she got her head bashed in!!"
"No way man, she was just given the old bloody bludgeon. Look, shes smiling in the picture."

Bloody Bludgeon by DirtySan December 7, 2009

bludgeon 

the act of beating with a short object (normally a club)

Man! The cops bludgeoned the shit out of that guy when they arrested him.

bludgeon by russian123 January 12, 2011

bludging 

Aimlessly lying about with no direct purpose in life.

Johnny is just bludging about is apartment.

bludging by Estoban July 8, 2006

Bludging 

Wasting time doing unproductive tasks, usually at the expense of your boss or the government.

What did you do today at work Jo? "Oh just the usual, stalked people on social media sites and posted random stuff on urbandictionary.com, just bludging whilst getting paid, yo"

Bludging by Jo_Os June 21, 2013

bumhole bludgeoner 

1. A male (either heterosexual or homosexual) that derives pleasure from inserting his love-rod into the ‘tradesman’s entrance’ of his sexual partner.

2. Can be use as a term for a gay man

Cindy: He's hot, you think I should take him home?
Sarah: It's up to you, but Chloe told me he's a right bumhole bludgeoner.
Cindy: Is he?! He's mine!!
Sarah: Dirty slut!!!

Don't ever shower if he's in there, he's a right bumhole bludgeoner!!

bumhole bludgeoner by Paulio2008 May 22, 2008