Me: I'm thinking about going for a pedicure wearing a short shirt with nothing underneath.
You: Well you will have had their full attention and get a free pedicure for sure. I would have had a big bludgeon the entire time :)
You: *buldge. Stupid smart phone !!!
You: Well you will have had their full attention and get a free pedicure for sure. I would have had a big bludgeon the entire time :)
You: *buldge. Stupid smart phone !!!
by rfancy June 6, 2012
Derived from the american 'blud' and the english 'brethren' meaning a group of close brothers.
An upper-class method of speaking to commoners and trying to 'fit in'.
An upper-class method of speaking to commoners and trying to 'fit in'.
Person telling story: 'Me and my bludgeon got together on sunday after church'
Lady Smith: 'excuse my dear bludgeon, could you possibly direct me to Harrods?'
Lady Smith: 'excuse my dear bludgeon, could you possibly direct me to Harrods?'
by Genoliv February 28, 2010
The action of having sex with a girl on her period and, subsequently, slapping her on the forehead with your, now blood covered, penis. This action causes the girl to look like she was brutally bludgeoned, but, in fact, has just engaged in some good ol' fashioned fun.
"Did you see those pics of Sylvia?! She looked like she got her head bashed in!!"
"No way man, she was just given the old bloody bludgeon. Look, shes smiling in the picture."
"No way man, she was just given the old bloody bludgeon. Look, shes smiling in the picture."
by DirtySan December 7, 2009
1. A male (either heterosexual or homosexual) that derives pleasure from inserting his love-rod into the ‘tradesman’s entrance’ of his sexual partner.
2. Can be use as a term for a gay man
2. Can be use as a term for a gay man
Cindy: He's hot, you think I should take him home?
Sarah: It's up to you, but Chloe told me he's a right bumhole bludgeoner.
Cindy: Is he?! He's mine!!
Sarah: Dirty slut!!!
Don't ever shower if he's in there, he's a right bumhole bludgeoner!!
Sarah: It's up to you, but Chloe told me he's a right bumhole bludgeoner.
Cindy: Is he?! He's mine!!
Sarah: Dirty slut!!!
Don't ever shower if he's in there, he's a right bumhole bludgeoner!!
by Paulio2008 May 22, 2008
The act of bludgeoning someone in the face, with a large mallet or stick. The bludgeoning implement is of little importance, so long as it is large and hefty. Do not question the definition and usage of hefty. If you do, you are ignorant. It is the ultimate act of degradation. If one is face bludgeoned, and they survive the bludgeoning, they must immediately kill themselves, unless it is possible for them to redeem themselves by return face-bludgeoning the face bludgeoner.
by Treeshrew November 19, 2004
by DC Haha November 5, 2009
After having sexual intercourse with a girl while wearing a condom, you go into the bathroom as if to wash up, but instead you shit in the used condom so it becomes a tightly packed discipline tool. Then come charging out of the bathroom with your semen-fecal stuffed weapon, and beat the girl until the condom breaks, and the fluids run all over her face and into her mouth.
Elaine was so dirty, that after he did her, he shanghai bludgeoned her so hard that she still has shit in her wounds.
by xx425prate December 5, 2006