blouch

Blouch is green hair that grows on your toes but if you touch it, it will grow longer and longer until you are consumed by it and then you will die a most painful death.

"Hey man I got this weird green hair on my toes do you know what it is?"
"yeah man its blouch but don't touch it"
"Oh I just did... WHY IS IT GROWING SO MUCH!"
"oh no"

by MYNAMEISGEGRO July 1, 2020

Blouche

A Douchebag who wears a Bluetooth earpiece.

Guy1: wow u look really sexy!!
Guy2: Um....ok
Guy1: Excuse me, I wasnt talking to you, see? Bluetooth.
Guy2: gee what a Blouche

by the shakezula July 27, 2010

Blouching

The act of a man urinating while pulling his foreskin over the tip of his penis, pinching down and creating a piss filled balloon

I’ve been blouching too much and now my foreskin has stretched enough to be used as a sleeping bag

by Mummacuddles92 March 19, 2022