Blouch is green hair that grows on your toes but if you touch it, it will grow longer and longer until you are consumed by it and then you will die a most painful death.
"Hey man I got this weird green hair on my toes do you know what it is?"
"yeah man its blouch but don't touch it"
"Oh I just did... WHY IS IT GROWING SO MUCH!"
"oh no"
"yeah man its blouch but don't touch it"
"Oh I just did... WHY IS IT GROWING SO MUCH!"
"oh no"
by MYNAMEISGEGRO July 01, 2020
Guy1: wow u look really sexy!!
Guy2: Um....ok
Guy1: Excuse me, I wasnt talking to you, see? Bluetooth.
Guy2: gee what a Blouche
Guy2: Um....ok
Guy1: Excuse me, I wasnt talking to you, see? Bluetooth.
Guy2: gee what a Blouche
by the shakezula July 27, 2010
The act of a man urinating while pulling his foreskin over the tip of his penis, pinching down and creating a piss filled balloon
by Mummacuddles92 March 19, 2022