1. (noun) A rapid expulsion of air from an orifice, accompanied by a farting sound.
2. (verb) To talk with too much passion, usually in the form of a short utterance.
3. (adjective) blorted. Simultaneously bloated and prone to snorting.
1. A blort from the tailpipe sounded
his departure.
2. "I love jelly beans!", he blorted.
3. After eating three packs of
twinkies, he found himself blorted
almost beyond recognition.
by wscottc August 19, 2005
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