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8.
This actually is a BLT(Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato) with the addition of onion and sliced radish. That really makes a classic sandwich a real taste treat!. Bacon, Lettuce, Onion, Radish, and Tomato sandwich or BLORT!!
I"ll have a BLORT Please, Toasted and with Mayo!
by jayjaycooksgood June 21, 2009
 
9.
A combination of blow and snort. Used to describe the action of blowing liquid from the mouth out through the nose, usually in response to something totally unexpected and/or funny.
A was chatting with my brother, when he put up a Carlinism, and I blorted my soda all over my keyboard. It took me an hour to clean it off!
by macdude72 October 29, 2008
 
10.
A blort is a domesticated animal that exhibits three of the seven deadly sins (gluttony, greed and sloth) constantly and simultaneously. Can also be used for humans if the human is particularly blortish.
Garfield is such a blort!
by Sean Malherbe October 08, 2007
 
11.
the act of farting, flatulence, breaking wind etc. while getting oral sex performed on you by your partner(s)
he blorted as she gave him a blow job
by Blorter January 19, 2009
 
12.
Has always, and will always, mean an anal transaction believed to be a fart, but it comes out hot and wet (e.g. a single and surprise shot of trouser chili). OFten caused by drinking too much with a bad combination of food.
(Note: Blort Bake is a dried blort from the night before)
Damn, dude, I blorted in my shorts. I've gotta get back to the crib...
by Moondot October 16, 2006
 
13.
1. (noun) A rapid expulsion of air from an orifice, accompanied by a farting sound.
2. (verb) To talk with too much passion, usually in the form of a short utterance.
3. (adjective) blorted. Simultaneously bloated and prone to snorting.
1. A blort from the tailpipe sounded
his departure.
2. "I love jelly beans!", he blorted.
3. After eating three packs of
twinkies, he found himself blorted
almost beyond recognition.
by wscottc August 19, 2005
 
14.
A little known but very important body part.
Oh my God! My fucking blort is inflamed again.
by spike November 10, 2003