blonkie 

A black person who wants to be/thinks they are white.

A black person who talks as if they are white.

Opposite of a whigger

"Wassup, my blonkie?"

blonkie by DaveIII October 6, 2003

Blonkie 

Receiving oral intercourse in parallel with dropping a huge load

She offered a blonkie I couldn't refuse.

Blonkie by Gorosei March 14, 2020

Blonkie 

If you subscribe to more blogs than you can ever hope to read, if you constantly share blogs with friends, family and other bloggers and if you write a blog or 5, you are a blonkie. If blogs (reading, writing or sharing them) interfers with doing laundry, feeding the kids or exercizing, you are a blonkie. (A blog junkie) Sounds much less threatening than a bloddict or a blogophant.

He spends all weekend reading and writing blogs. He is a total 'Blonkie'

Blonkie by Jpuf May 4, 2012

Blonkie 

A can of energy drink,

Plural: a block of blonkies
pronunciation: blon-key

"Yo man i'm so thirsty pass me a blonkie!"

"I drank so many blonkies i think i might get a heart attack"

Blonkie by Archibarg December 30, 2019

Blinkie 

When a man ejaculates on a females face and she receives some ejaculate in the eye.

Damn girl....I just gave you a blinkie!

Blinkie by Benny Black December 19, 2005

blonkered 

to become heavily intoxicated, usually leading to entertaining results

"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "

blonkered by Dickdoctor December 11, 2014

blonked 

essentially means to be high, but can be used in any case where the person is bugging out.

"Dude I hit the bong 4 times yesterday i was so blonked"

blonked by Eddie Y. August 3, 2007