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blogsmack 

Using a blog to broadcast something slanderous, disrespectful, scandalous or embarrassing about someone.
The President was blogsmacked around the internet today, with left-wing bloggers having a field day with his latest antics in the Oval Office.

She got fired when she was blogsmacked by a disgruntled former employee who decided to write about her prior convictions on his blog.
blogsmack by Trish Smith November 11, 2005
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Blogjack 

Blogjack is a G rated term for blogdick. Blogjack or Blogjacking is to post your comment under the first comment in a blog in an attempt for readers and the blogger to see your comment before reading other comments in the blog.

To cut in line inside of a blog.

To place a comment in a blog under another comment near the top that has nothing to do with the above comment.

Most popular blogs will have a blog jack or blog dick line see Miles Cole's blogs on myspace for a good example.
BlogJack line starts here

Blog jacking is allowed on some blogs but not on others.

"Mind if I blogjack?"
Blogjack by Miles Cole November 5, 2009

logsmack.com 

Something Daniel Howell should have never said. Is it a euphemism? Is it a website where you can watch people get smacked with "logs"? Will we ever know?
Bro 1: Hey Bro 2 check out Logsmack.com

Bro 2: Okay Bro 1 because I totally trust something called "Logsmack.com" Yeah

Blogtracked 

What happens when you get sidetracked by reading blogs or posting to your own blog.
I meant to go to bed an hour ago, but I got blogtracked.
Blogtracked by Kath1213 March 2, 2008

BookSmacked 

What happens to you when you read a book that is so good you want to tell everyone about it.
I just finished Drive by Kate Stewart and omg I’ve been BookSmacked !!
BookSmacked by BookAddict November 27, 2017

bigsmacked 

the act of realizing that the burger you just ordered from McDonald's or any fast food resturant looks absolutely nothing like it did in a commercial advertising the product.
Bob- Dude, my Big Mac looks digusting!

Joe- HAHA! You just got bigsmacked!
bigsmacked by TheRedWalrus October 25, 2010

Blogmarks 

Misleading software benchmarks written by well-meaning but clueless technologists in an attempt to generate traffic to their otherwise uninteresting blog.
Blahger: What do you mean that software was slow and unreliable? I published benchmarks on my blog showing it was *way* faster than everything else.
Victim: Blogmarks more like
Blogmarks by Scaling King March 19, 2011