bigsmacked 

the act of realizing that the burger you just ordered from McDonald's or any fast food resturant looks absolutely nothing like it did in a commercial advertising the product.

Bob- Dude, my Big Mac looks digusting!

Joe- HAHA! You just got bigsmacked!

bigsmacked by TheRedWalrus October 25, 2010

Bismarcked 

the act of disabling a ship by torpedoing the rudder
reminiscent of the raid that disabled the Bismarck

"We have been Bismarcked and we are going circles!"

Bismarcked by (inhale) July 8, 2019

Bismarcked 

When you are expecting more out of the situation or a general misfortune that you encounter.

I got Bismarcked today when I got a flat tire on my way to Des Moines.

Bismarcked by Jsuprise May 7, 2009

Bogsmacked

An expression of astonishment to be used by women who, while attending a busy event and nature calls, walk into a public toilet to find no queue ahead and a cubicle open.

Lady 1 "I was rocking at the concert last night and you won't believe what happened?"
Lady 2 "Tell me tell me."
Lady 1 "There was no queue in loo and I just walked straight into a cubicle. I was totally bogsmacked, that never happens!".
Lady 2 "No way!.

Bogsmacked by leilawurm December 12, 2014

Bismarcked 

When something happens to you that you wish had never happened.

Ted was walking down the street when he looks up to see a girl that he went on two dates with and never called back.

Ted got Bismarcked

Bismarcked by swash buckler May 8, 2009

bismarcked 

A term or condition that has been marked up or doctored so that its original parameters have been intensified to the point of offensiveness.

In a successful attempt to infuriate the French to the point of declaring war in 1870, the Prussian chancellor Otto van Bismarck intercepted Kaiser Wilhelm's letter and bismarcked it, turning it into a direct insult to the French identity.

bismarcked by Sapporo Jimbo May 18, 2005