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night blogger 

when people on tumblr question life
and really need to go to bed
a typical night blogger (1)

tumblr user1: "how do mermaids masturbate?"
tumblr user2: "its time to step away from the internet"
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You and Pte. Bloggins can go clean that up.

Pte. Bloggins may say...
bloggins by Gilcrest March 8, 2004

Bloggers 

Dam that was bloggers
Bloggers by Baked Biscuits April 23, 2021
To get a blow job at the same time you are eating a hoagie.
I went to Wawa and got a bloagie. I'm full, she's full.
bloagie by P.S. and Gang! You Rock! November 13, 2007

I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative statement. Commonly used to clarify you are not an expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert, nor do I claim to be"
I'm no jazz blogger, but you should use your turn signal more often.
I'm no jazz blogger, but that bartender over there is fucking ugly.
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.
I'm no jazz blogger by elwags July 14, 2011
Small pieces of a bowel movement that stubbornly refuse to vanish down the drain on the first flush of a toilet. Not to be confused with a floater or a sticktite. Blogies need not float, and they never stick to the side of the toilet. Victims of the initial backwash, blogies simply need a clear and unencumbered path to the drain, which is almost invariably effected with a second flush.
I had to keep my mother-in-law waiting in the hall while I attended to some unexpected blogies.
blogies by Anai July 20, 2008