blogies

Small pieces of a bowel movement that stubbornly refuse to vanish down the drain on the first flush of a toilet. Not to be confused with a floater or a sticktite. Blogies need not float, and they never stick to the side of the toilet. Victims of the initial backwash, blogies simply need a clear and unencumbered path to the drain, which is almost invariably effected with a second flush.

I had to keep my mother-in-law waiting in the hall while I attended to some unexpected blogies.

by Anai July 20, 2008

blogie

The art of receiving a blowjob while eating a hoagie. This applys only to eating a hoagie, no other food.

Preston was getting a blogie in the wawa parking lot.
Steve was getting a blogie while watching the game.

by Bill-D. November 13, 2007

blogie

A sexual act in which a man receives oral stimulation from another person while in the act of eating a hogie, all must be done inside of the confines of an automobile.

Driving down I-95 today, I was listening to preston and steve on the raido. I turned to my left and I watch a blogie going on right next to me.

by Krillin Hawk November 11, 2007

Blogi

A blonde girl that wears a Lululemon outfit and drinks a frappacino on her way to yoga class.

Bro, check out that hot blogi.

by Dwayne the Cock Johnson May 16, 2020

Blogie

When you've done some much sniff there's blood in your bogies

You know it was a heavy weekend when picking out blogies

by Grandmaster whiff May 15, 2015