v. to secretly read someone's blog with the express purpose of learning more about them without their knowledge; to stalk via blog

n. abbreviation

BLOG, or 'Bitch-Log.' Sometimes mistakenly referred to as 'web-log.'

An ideally daily means through which emo kids ranging from ages 9 to 35 may recite their ongoing agitations with their peers, environment and situations (all of which tend to be suburban in nature).

Though terribly annoying, these can also be terribly addicting. Also plays host to wannabe writers and journalists who can never qutie figure out why no one reads their short, fifty-five page essays.

Avoid at all costs.

A web log of one's personal life and experiences.

When a woman intentially refuses to flush her excrement in order to gain dominance over her coworkers

It is akin to a "my shit don't stink" attitude, but differs in its display of power.

"Power Logging" usually occurs in an unpleasant working environment where the owner of the power log believes that she is above her coworkers and therefore they must dispose of her waste.

The powerlog creates feelings of uneasiness within the work place environment.

1. n. a web log

2. v. posting to a web log

3. n. an entry within a web log

A modification of the word vlog. The two are synonyms. Using the same logic that creates blog (the subtraction of the "we"). This word uses the same model and subtracts "vide". This superior word is more auditorily distinct, making it easier to differentiate from "blog", versus "vlog". Regardless, both refer to the use of visual media (ie. web cams) to create personal opinion pieces.

Blog is a short form for Web log.

There are two types of blogs:

a) those written by people who are experts on a topic they're writing about, and their posts can be very useful to other people who are working on similar things.

Such blogs are very informative, and have a purpose. Design looks professional, and there are not any bigger annoyances.

Grammar is good, sentences are well formed. Box on the side provides more info, or links to other useful resources on the web.

Such blogs are very rare.

b) Those mostly written by emos, teenagers who have got nothing better to do and people who think that someone actually cares about crap that's going in their lives when in fact the only visitors they have are bots and other idiots who only comment to say things like 'I like your blog', 'great post', 'please comment on my blog'.

Such blogs also have a very poor grammar, there are no paragraphs and that makes it even harder to read.

Useless blogs that are of no value to the community in any way can be divided into following subtypes:

EMO CRAP - random ranting about how you are depressed, how you saw a good movie which reminded you of past and made you cry or how you bought a new <emo band name> CD.

colors are usually dark - the banner is way too big, and shows grayscale images of converse shoes or blood.

TEENAGE GIRL - usually consist of short posts with no grammar at all, and sentences like: 'school sucks.... i went shopping today. :DDDDDDD'.
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