1. Exhibiting the indomitable curiosity of Leopold Bloom, the undecorated hero of James Joyce's novel, Ulysses
2. Being nosy and talking to strangers in order to expand one's knowledge about the world
3. Developing creative, albeit fictitious, theories to explain natural, social or cultural phenomena
Bob wandered into Whole Foods grocery store and bloomishly read aloud the nutrition contents of so called "organic" trail mix and compared the number of ingredients to the corresponding number listed on non-organic trail mix.
(1)A shrine of artfully arranged trash (typically tabletop related items...food or other) in which the level of prestige is determined by height.
(2) Function. To provoke or initiate irratiation or other any other form of annoyance to persons surrounding you.
(1) Pile all your food waste + misc trash in front of person's seat while they are in the bathroom.
(2) Organizing tabletop garbage or other stuff (anything) on or in front of person's seat while getting a beer.
Quick...make a Bloomshrine
Someone who actively hates dooms and their energy. A person who’s firmly on team Blooms and gets genuinely annoyed or angry whenever a dooms drags the vibe down.
I’m a total bloomist — I can’t stand doomers!
I’m a bloomist to my core — I physically cannot stay in a conversation once it turns doomer. I start seeing a brighter world instead.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.