3 definitions by garrytovosia
A person or group of people that like being so technically correct so much so that they can never give you a direct yes or no to your question because to them, him or her, there is always room for error in your logic, and they like being 100% correct even to the point it becomes so counter-productive it might even reach the point of ruining the conversation.
"I weigh 100kg new record I am losing weight fast I used to be obese."
"Well technically your mass is 100kg you weigh roughly 981 newtons"
"Chillax with the physics, you quasitechniphiliac"
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"I have 2 phones one for the dough and one for the hoes"
"Well actually you just have 1 smartphone with dual sim capabilities so it only seems like you have 2 phones"
"Now is not the time for you to be a quasitechniphiliac, save that energy for when you have to dissect what the author meant for book club"
"Well technically your mass is 100kg you weigh roughly 981 newtons"
"Chillax with the physics, you quasitechniphiliac"
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"I have 2 phones one for the dough and one for the hoes"
"Well actually you just have 1 smartphone with dual sim capabilities so it only seems like you have 2 phones"
"Now is not the time for you to be a quasitechniphiliac, save that energy for when you have to dissect what the author meant for book club"
by garrytovosia August 26, 2022
When your feelings for someone are purely sexual nothing less and nothing more you two purely enjoy the sex out of each other but can't relate outside the bedroom so you two are compatible inside the bedroom but outside the bedroom you 2 are incompatible.
With this hoe I am definitely in the eros zone we have the most phenomenal through the roof awesome sex which I love to moon and back but we argue about the dumbest stuff like what clothes should I wear during quarantine or what video games are the coolest or literally anything.
by garrytovosia August 26, 2022
Someone who believes that the virtual experience is better than the physical one.
For example someone who wants to have the conversation on video call even though everyone is so accessibly close to each other or someone who loves virtual reality over actual reality. In short, a vimp is a simp for the virtual experience.
For example someone who wants to have the conversation on video call even though everyone is so accessibly close to each other or someone who loves virtual reality over actual reality. In short, a vimp is a simp for the virtual experience.
"Man, I want to date online but I don't want to actually meet her I like the convenience of video calling and I want to keep the sexual experience online."
"Ugh, stop being a vimp!"
"We are already in the metaverse I put on my virtual headset and talked to my next-door neighbor it was the best conversation I ever had."
"You have too much vimp energy to be normal."
From now on the boss won't attend work she decided that being a vimp is cool and the future of work.
"Ugh, stop being a vimp!"
"We are already in the metaverse I put on my virtual headset and talked to my next-door neighbor it was the best conversation I ever had."
"You have too much vimp energy to be normal."
From now on the boss won't attend work she decided that being a vimp is cool and the future of work.
by garrytovosia August 26, 2022