blindshitted 

When a person, usually a female, goes to the bathroom to pee and is caught off guard by the fact that they also have to shit.

Man I had to pee so badly and all of a sudden I was blindshitted.

blindshitted by Lita505 July 8, 2012

Blondefish 

A girl or boy with blonde hair who has no memory/ easily forget things the phrase that would be used id memory like a goldfish, but seeing as she / he is also blonde and has blonde moments, but also forgetting things the term blondefish is used to describe them forgetting and not knowing simple things.

Jess says: I told you that a second ago
Amelia replied: oh ye I forgot I’m just having a blondefish moment

Blondefish by Just another blonde November 27, 2022

Blindish 

The act of one being not exactly legally blind, but being too blind to read the fucking "No parking sign" right in front of your car.

"Dude I lost my glasses yesterday, and now I'm so blindish that I mistook Veronica for Jessica"

Blindish by Blindish October 11, 2017

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"When I played act 2 of Doki Doki Literature Club, Natsuki 'glitched' and said 'mibulls sailcloth blindsight lifeline anan rectipetality faultlessly offered scleromalacia neighed catholicate' to me."

mibulls sailcloth blindsight lifeline anan rectipetality faultlessly offered scleromalacia neighed catholicate by Super Loves Cakes June 18, 2022

Blinglish 

Black English

ebonics

I dun wanna be done bother that - That's Blinglish!

Blinglish by T-DOG-P February 21, 2008

Blindfire 

Shooting 'blindly' over or around cover in an online shooter game. Others also use "blindfire" to describe a kill where they didn't aim/scope.

Jonny: "OH! What a blindfire headshot!"
Jak: "I saw that, it was fackin awesome! I wish I could do that!"

Blindfire by Jonny Dizzle February 19, 2009

blondefish 

A girl with blonde hair who has a horrible attention span, in reference to the notoriously short attention span of the goldfish. Usually diagnosed with ADHD.

"Kelley, forget it, you keep texting that bro and not paying attention to what I'm saying. I don't even want the Adderall anymore, you need it. You're such a blondefish."

"What?"

blondefish by MoFauxHawk November 23, 2011